While cleaning the office, I realized I have about 40 copies of my book, Bitch Please!, and would like to use that space for a new project I’m working on.
If you would be interested in buying a copy, signed by me, shipped by me, I would be happy to sell you a copy for $20 (which includes shipping). Leave a message in the comments if you would like one.
You can also pay through PayPal as one of my dear friends just informed me!
Oh technology…I love you!
Just walked by the mirror.
Now. Must. Pen……
The 51st Shade Of Grey!
Since I hit menopause, some people have referred to me as bi-polar.
Both my bail bond’s guy and I refer to it as ‘highly creative’ when we have to go to court.
5.0 out of 5 stars Love, love, love this writer!!, February 25, 2014
This review is from: Trying To Avoid Cars… (Paperback)
Anyone who loves dogs is going to love this book! Touching, funny, compassionate!! Jacqui is one of my favorite writers, but I especially love this book, because it touches a very special place in the heart of every dog lover. Told from a dog’s perspective, you realize it’s not always easy living a “dog’s life” and she puts a unique spin on just how challenging it actually is. Laugh and cry as you read this book and then go give your dog a big kiss as you realize how lucky you both really are! Thanks Ms. Brown!!!
Menopausal brain fog has given me, a true blue brunette, the amazing ability to live out all those awful blonde jokes!
I was out of town recently when a rare bout of horniness hit me.
You menopausal women will understand this completely.
When the irons hot strike…..right?
Anyway, I decided to call the hubby for a little hot phone sex, something I think is kind of fun after all these years.
As soon as I heard the phone pick up I just started in.
I was all ‘oh…..yes…….yes…….YES!
About 1 minute in, I heard someone yelling on the other end of the line and and it distracted me so I picked it up.
“WHAT?” I said.
“Um, Ma’am, you need to dial 9 for an outside line!”