The Drumstick Corsage will be available in regular or crispy batter.
Actually,I totally dig the drumstick thing because, who the fuck in their right mind would want to wear a thigh or a breast on their wrist!
I hear that in California the Jehovah’s Witness is trying to save all the prostitutes by recruiting them into their organization.
Soon the Jo Ho Ho’s will be knocking on your door!
Convo overheard at Starbucks just now by two stud-ly body builders:
BB1: Yeah, the girl I had over last night left her panties on my pillow.
BB2: Really, dude?
BB1: Yep, I even called her to ask if she did it on purpose and she said, yes, because now she has to come back to get them.
BB2: Right on Bro!
I do that all the time too because it saves me from having to get out of bed to find a sock to stuff in the hubby’s mouth in case he snores.
Started my new diet today.
It’s pretty simple.
If it tastes good, I spit it out!
It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember anything!
A friend of mine asked me how I could help her get her old boyfriend out of her system…
so I gave her a box of Ex-Lax!!