Siri’s A Bitch…


There. I said it.
My doctor put me on a water pill, which makes you pee a lot, which does not fair well with the menopausal woman I’ve become.
I call Siri up this morning to explain my situation and then asked her where all the best bathrooms are in Los Angeles.
She did not answer.
I did however, hear her laughing hysterically in the background.

BITCH!
We’re breaking up!