Since hitting menopause, my husband cancelled our life insurance because he now believes it’s purely an incentive program!
When you hit menopause there are certain things that have to change.
For instance, planning your day is the first thing you have to stop doing because then the word pre-meditated starts getting thrown around in the courtroom.
That awkward moment when you fall down on the up escalator and it takes you over an hour to hit the bottom!
I always loved to party, however, if I don’t walk out of a hot party with new piece of Tupperware or a bottle of Skin So Soft, I get really pissed off!
…all Jewish men get circumcised because their wives won’t touch anything without 10% off!
Hey, you take away my TAMPONS, you’d better lock me in a padded cell!
Since her empire started falling apart she’s been hustling to create new products.
Hubby and I just tried her new sexual lubricant.
It worked great.
I still can’t believe it’s not fucking butter!
AVAILABLE NOW ON AMAZON!
This is a new version of my old title BITCH PLEASE!
It comes with a bonus chapter and a lookie-loo into the sequel!