My son was at Subway getting a sandwich the other day when two gang members approached him.
He was wearing white pants and a red shirt (red being a significant gang color here in Los Angeles).
Gang Member: Yo Bitch, who you affiliated with, huh?
Alex: Umm…The Malibu Yacht Club.
They left the shop and could be heard laughing all the way down the street!
So glad my humor has rubbed off on him!