What A Boob I Am…

While visiting my mother in Canada last winter, it was so cold, I got arrested for accidentally keying her neighbor’s car with my nipples!

When the judge asked to see the weapon, I removed my shirt!

He sat there stone faced, then picked up the gavel, slammed it down on his bench and told me that all charges were dismissed!

ME: Thank you your Honor!

JUDGE: Not so fast young lady. I need to see you in  my chambers…immediately!


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