While having some last day of the year crazy sex this morning, the phone rang.
Since the phone is next to the bed, I could see it was our first ever call from the Church Of Scientology. Of course I ignored it and we continued on our merry way.
10 minutes later, the same caller called again but I let the machine answer it!
When I listened to the message it was plain and simple!
“You’re going straight to hell!”