Meh…


Young guy just asked for my opinion because he said I looked like the kind of girl who could grow a mustache.

As soon as he regains consciousness, I’m going to call his mom to pick him up!

911 Tape Released In Attacking Cat Case…


Lux, the 22 pound cat who attacked an Oregon family is now being held at a shelter.

The following is the transcript from the call placed from inside the bedroom of the Oswald residence:

911: This is 911. What’s your emergency?

Caller: Le at as gun nts…o mi gd!

911: Sir, please calm down, I can’t understand you. What is your emergency?

Caller: Le at as gun nts…

911: I’m sorry sir, it sounds like the cats got your tongue…

Caller: LES, LES, LES