PeeOnKnees…


Girl in the flower department of my grocery store:

 

GIRL: We have a special today on Peonies!

Me: (smile turns to giggle turns to laughter) Me too, now!

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Girls Gone Wild…


I was out the other day and a woman standing next to me asked me ‘how far along are you?’

I had no idea what she was talking about until I looked down and realized the underwire in my bra had finally given out and one of my girls had slipped out the bottom and was resting comfortably around my belly button.

#needstohitupVictoriasSecret