There. I said it.
My doctor put me on a water pill, which makes you pee a lot, which does not fair well with the menopausal woman I’ve become.
I call Siri up this morning to explain my situation and then asked her where all the best bathrooms are in Los Angeles.
She did not answer.
I did however, hear her laughing hysterically in the background.
We’re breaking up!
I told my kids I wanted to have the perfect body before I hit 58.
My son, the ever thoughtful one, sent me a link to update my photoshop application as an early gift!
Went to Taco Bell recently and saw a robed man with a bible under his arm and a protest sign that said….
“You cannot change the direction of the wind!”
ME: Really? Give me half an hour. I’ll prove you wrong!”
My esthetician daughter suggested I get a Brazilian, so I did!
He’s sleeping in the guest room tonight!