Wardrobe Malfunction…Pfft!

Last night I was dining at my favorite restaurant when the strap holding up my dress broke!

The girls were loose and bare!

Someone called the cops on me!

I was charged with……Decent Exposure!



I just read a post on Facebook that said

‘The Lord saves those whose spirits are crushed!’

Umm…Is 8 am too early to open wine?

I know, I know…

I’m going straight to hell!