FitBit…Pfft!

Just read an article that said, “Women’s FitBit Reveals She’s Pregnant”.

What the hell?

The only thing my FitBit has ever revealed is that I’m a lazy bitch!

Ugh…

Holy crap! My body is so sore.

Ever since I read that article titled: THE BIGGER YOUR BUTT, THE SMARTER YOUR KIDS…..I’ve been doing squats and exercises to build up my flat ass in hopes that the effect can be retroactive!