…has gotten so bad, the only thing I can retain is water!!
Just applied for a job as a sperm donor!
They said I didn’t have the balls to get the job done! Sheesh!
When the guy asked why ‘I’, a girl, applied for the job, I just spit on his desk and told him I was heavy into recycling!
…but it’s not my fault.
I went to Catholic school. I was a good student. Then the nuns forced Cursive writing on me.
I fucking excelled at both written and verbal!
Best class EVER!!!!!!!
…to be distributed by Mount & Do! Company says it’s for those who like a stiff drink.
…so dead, my gynecologist just gifted me with a toe tag for my vagina!
Apparently OJ was just granted parole!
When asked what he’ll do when he finally gets out, he told reporters he intended to open a Kabob joint called ‘OJ’s On The Lamb!’