So, after reading how young ‘steaming your vagina’ makes you feel (according to Gwyneth Paltrow latest health kick), I decided to give it a shot.
Ladies, it’s all true!
My vagina feels at least twenty years younger, however, my back feel 80 years old.
Trying to squat over the kettle between the stove and the vent hood is not as easy as it fucking sounds!

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Wording IS Everything…

Been married to the hubby for 35 years!

So, last night I crawl into bed.
Hubby says: “I think I’m in an oral phase right now!”
Well, if that doesn’t get a woman’s nipples hard, right?
I got all giddy, rolled over towards him, adjusted my ‘pajamas’, looked him straight in the eye and said: OH MY GOD…me too! So…………what do you want to talk about?


I just read a post on Facebook that said

‘The Lord saves those whose spirits are crushed!’

Umm…Is 8 am too early to open wine?

I know, I know…

I’m going straight to hell!

Menopause VS Drought

California drought laws are so fucking rigid these days!

I just got a ticket from the Department of Water and Power for busting a sweat during a hot flash today!

Apparently my street is only eligible to water on Monday’s and Friday’s!